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I Pace 6 ORLANDO MORNING SENTINEL, ORLANDO. FLA, Saturday. March 22. 1919. UCH IN I- Tnl MI Pli wb The News Gene Duckworth and Wm.

Edwards are back from Tampa Town where they interviewed the Rev. William Sunday. Billy Sunday is old fashioned in some ways for the Orlando men talked to him as he went to bed and he wore just the plain old fashioned nightshirt. of long ago. No pajamas for him.

If everybody could be as great an evangelist as Billy who'd wear anything else Anyway Billy is comingto Orlando and won't there be a crowd here to greet him. He wants to see real orange trees. Well little old Orange Co. is the place to see 'em. The new fire house will soon be up.

Or will it cost that much? We hope Fire chief Dean exercises good judgment on the pictures ho pastes on the wall. There ought to be a picture of the Chicago, Baltimore and San Francisco fires, a colored picture of A. D. James, showing his red top, and possibly a picture of Volun WM ft A Great Free Biblical Address by J. Lewis Shuler 3 un day, March 23rd, at 7:45 P.M., in a gret jf Chautauqua Tent ion the old county jail site teer DeWitt Miller, fighting a grass fire.

So much to go to the whole town is about wore out. Slicing off corners is getting to be quite an art. Now that J. N. Mc-Elroy the late J.

J. Bridges, J. T. Watkins, Mr. Tompkins and others have given a slice tothe city we are looking for R.

M. Bennett to perform a good sized surgical operation on Mayor Giles corner down' near the lake where you nigh twist a auto wheel off turning into or off the Dixie Highway. Well folks do you want another Sentinel extra at 3 a. m. the morning peace is signed? Just say the word and we'll pull the jubilee.

We hold the honor, for the world's greatest scoop and arewililng to set the stage for another. This will be the grand opening service of the (Man 4JL 1 'f V. y. This Bible Institute which has been planned for Orlando will be one of the greatest religious campaigns ever launched in this city, and every Christian should plan to attend every service; be-beginning with March 23. 'A- It will be about the same only drier possibly.

THE REPORTER (Ruchard Donahue, in Dallas Times-Herald.) If there's hell to pay in China, i Or an earthquake in Peru, Or an angry cook, named Dinah, Runs the family up the flue; You may lay to it, my Bucky, With a mind all free from care, That a dapper chap, and plucky A reporter will be there. So sing a song of suicide, Let them steal and murder, too; -It will all be in the paper In the morning, if it's true. If a lady with a pistol Shoots her, lover in the knee, Or a merchant of old Bristol In a tub sets out ot sea; You may bet your shekels, Buddy, Be the weather foul or fair, Though the way be rough and muddy, A reporter will be there. A Substitute for Booze Sir: According to the Daily Illini, the Rev. Albert Vail calls Bahaism "the most spirituously vital -topic of the age." Under prohibition it should HOLY BIBLE OLD TESTAMENT rflWjrESTAMjjnj To those interested in Bible study, especially the study of the prophecies of the Bible and their fulfillments, this series of meetings will be as valuable as a regular Bible course.

Lectures will be given every night but Saturday. BIBLE PROPHETIC HISTORICAL EDUCATIONAL and HEALTH SUBJECTS mm MSI fJJi J. L. SHULER, Evangelist and Lecturer be quite the rage, nest-ce-pas? E. B.

Ours Not to Reason Why Sir: The Chronic Kicker, adjusting his right foot to the rail, remarked: "After every war we beat our swords into plowshares. But is that any reason why, after this war, we should straighten out our corkscrews into hatpins?" H. F. R. Having occasion, for the first time since government ownership began.

0 The Place, Chautauqua Tent on old county jail site. The Time, Sunday Night, March 23, at 7.45 o'cloc The Subject, "The Coming Crash of Nations and the Outcome." to Duy a long distance railway ticket, we were impressed by the courtesy of the ticket clerks in the union office. A colleague explains that these gentlemen have not had time to lose the manners that went with private control, and will part from them yery gradually. Chicago Tribune. The North wind doth blow, And we shall have snow.

A. Werk of Importance, Valuable Instruction and "Real Help. I Prophetstown, 111., Echo. Statement Corrected I did not leave my wife's bed and board and that I was forced out. Been sleeping in the barn for six months, but got too cold.

I had to find a bed. And I don't intend to contract any debts on her name and won't be responsible for any of heis. R. J. Clementz.

Customer ''By. Jove, I am glad to see you back. Has the strike been settled?" Waiter "What strike, sir?" Customer "Oh, come, now! Where have you been since you took my order?" The Postal Regulations Forbid Sir: Will you write the headline for the following, from the Moscopol-itan? I've tried, but I can't: "And then they kissed each other one of those long, unhurried marriages of the lips in which eye wonderinsr eve so closely that the barriers of flesh and space and time are pushed aside, and all the whole wide world tosrether with seven heavens are crowded into the tiny sphere of a single Hnrent orb." Some stuff, eh? Jay Pea Sea. Sunday, March 23 Another World-Wide Crash and Outcome. Monday, March 24 Was Jesus Christ Israel's Messiah? Tuesday, March 25 No Meeting on account of Water Carnival.

Wednesday, March 26 The Ccrnhg Man of Destiny Who Is He? Thursday, March 27 The Millennium Satan Bound JIow? When? Where? Friday, March 28 Redrawing the Map of the World. Sunday, March 30 Will a Peace League Prevent War? Every Subject Important Don't Miss One Come! Seats Free Come! J. F. DIFFENBACHER, Singer and Evengelist Who will conduct song service every night at 7:30 Dont miss the grand opening service of the Orlando Bible Institute at the big tent on the old county jail site, Sunday, March 23, 7:39 p. m.

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